candidate

a proud tradition.

george bush.

and W.

arnie the immigrant.

the ku klux klan.

scientologists.

the pta.

the empire.

john howard.

9 and 13.

basildon.

followers of budget enterprises.

the north south divide.

game shows and reality tv.

simon cowell.

the X fucking factor.

flannels.

MTV.

budgies.

cock fighting and badger baiting.

blasphemy.

free local newspapers.

nationalism.

rap rock.

raw eggs.

bunk ups behind the bike sheds.

oblivion.

eternity.

the M25.