the arthritic disco


i am going to the arthritic disco

dum dee dum dee dum dah dah

where i can pretend to sit and pogo

yeah

yeah

yeah

i will snort some sanatogen

dum dee dum dee dum dah dah

and write my will with a ballpoint pen

yeah

yeah

yeah

fullifiled by my lifes pursuit

i will find a woman who is hirsute

i will run my fingers through her fluff

and watch her flake with pale dandruff

oh oh oh oh oh

yeah

oh oh oh oh oh

yeah

looking for my final hump

with a girl with two large lumps

that i can sit and fondle awhile

something to make the pair of us smile

yeah

yeah

yeah

3 comments:

TICTAC said...

So good...and very Zappian humour! Realistic, sarcastic and biting..

..i will snort some sanatogen..
:-)))

Robert said...

are these your lyrical contributions to the next LCD Soundsystem CD? :)

Russell CJ Duffy said...

tictac>>>yes, very zappa. one of the greats as far as i am concerned.

robert>>>i love lcd sound system. my daughter bought me the last album. haven't played it in ages though. thanks for reminding me.